"What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a man’s penis? ....His body."

"What do you call that useless piece of skin around a pussy? ...A woman."

 

 

One male and one female performer simultaneously tell sexist jokes about men and women while standing in a Ha-Ha. Deadpan in delivery, the jokes bleed and layer over the top of one another creating a droning cacophony of petulant insult - sometimes with the same punchline.

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"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...Nobody knows the ex-wife always gets the house."

"How many divorced women does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...Four. One to screw in the bulb, three to form a support group."

 

"What’s the difference between a battery and a man? ...A battery has a positive side."

"What's the difference between a battery and a woman? ...A battery has a positive side."

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...and so on.

 

Created on the Artist in Residency programme at West Dean College - The Edward James Foundation 2005

Exhibited in The Stars Down to Earth,  Nunnery Gallery 2006

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